I have found myself a few times chopping my hair when I’m down or feeling blank. Needless to say it has been hit and miss, haha. You seem to have succeed this time.
Hey there project manager I see you eating cafeteria food
So you wanna call that a healthy choice,
Well I’d argue that isn’t true
Stick figure family on the back of your car,
You know I find that to be rude
Walking around like you own the place,
Must think you’re some kinda dude